Jokes

Funny Jokes
Ali Raza

1 bacha apnay abo say abo aj mujhay school may
£1 fine hua hai ous kay abo nay pucha kyun ous
bachay nay kaha kyun kay mean aj school late
gya tha ous kay abo nay kaha nalaiyak mean
tumhay school perhnay beghta hoon kay latnay.

Mota Bhai

Zardari (Bush se): tum pagal ho
Bush: tu kon hai
Zardari: tumara sardar.

Mujeeb ur rehman

aik dost doosre dost se tumhare baal bilkul
ghas jaise hai doosra dost pehle dost se jabhi
main kahoon key mere pass gadha kyun khara hai.

SABA SHAH

AIK MARIZ AYA DOCTOR KE PASS OUR BOLA "JAB MAIN
KHANA KHA LETA HOON TO MUJHAY 5, 6 GANTE TAK
BHOOKH NAHI LAGTY;
TO DOCTOR BOLA MAIN TUJHAY 10 TABLETS DETA HOON
JO KE ROOZ TUM 1 TABLET SOONE KE BAAD LENA OUR 1
TABLET UTHNE SE PHALE LENA PHIR TUM THEEK HO JA
AAO GE...

Zain

ek din ak hospital elephant or aek ant kio latey
hoy thay kion ka ant alephant ko khon dy rahi
theeeeeeeeee.

Abdul karim

Sardar ne makhi k par kat diye aur bola ur magar
makhi na uri to Sardar bola es experiment se ye
sabit hota he k ager makhi k par kat diye jaen
to wo sun nai sakti.

AHMED BIN ABDUL AZEEZ BIN SAYEED

Girl, Na ched haseenao ko paap hoga Kal to bhi
kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Boy, Khuda kare teri baat sachi ho jo mojhe
baap kahe woh teri bachi ho

Faiza

AIK KHATON NE APNI PAROSAN SE AA KER KAHA,"
BEHAN ZERA BELEN TU DENA' MERE SUHAR ABHI ABHI
AYE HAIN-"
PAROSAN NE IS KHATON KO BELEN DETEY HOYE KAHA"
YEH LO ZERA JALDI LOTA DENA' MERE SUHAR BHI
BUS ANE WALE HAIN-"

Osama

teacher:asif,what do u know abt chemistry?
asif:simple mam,chlorine, florine,iodine,samrin,naushin,ambreen,nasreen,aafreen etc...

ek baniya akela raat bhar dancer ladki ka nach dekhta raha...
jab wo nach chuki to usne baniya se kaha" mai ne tumhare liye itna kuch kiya ab tum mere liye kuch karo na?"
to baniye ne kaha" tu baith" or khud nachne laga!

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar
tender, "Got any 'gwapes'?", and the bartender
replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grapes here."
So the duck leaves and goes home to rest and
the next day he walks into the same bar and
asks the bar tender, "Got any gwapes?" The
bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell
grape here." The duck leaves and goes home to
rest and the next day, he goes back to the bar
and asks the bartender, "Got any gwapes?" The
bartender angrily replies, "I don't want to
have to tell you again, I don't sell grapes
here and if you ask me again I will nail your
beek to the counter of the bar!" The duck
leaves and goes home to rest. The next day the
duck goes to the bar and asks, "Got any
nails?" The bartender looks at him and
screams, "No, we don't have any nails!" The
duck then asks, "Got any gwapes?"

Ali

one man asked to other man that you have two
note of 50 50 he said yes the first person
said that i have not one 50.

Mudassar Iqbal

Aik Sardar apne Baap k samne smooking kr rha
tha, Sardar,s friend; yar abbe de samne
smoking, Sardar bola; Khair ay abba e ay
petrol pamp te nai.

Owais razzaq

aik sardar apne bhai ki death per bohat khushi
se bhangra kar raha tha....
kisi ne poocha ke wo ku khush hai to kehta
hai,mera bhai brain cancer se mera hai,jis se
ye sabit hota hai ke sardaroo ke pass brain
hota hai......


NOORIA

CONDUTER:WAIT PLZ
TRAVELLER:50 KG SIR


M Irfan Akbar

Aek dost doosare se
allah ne mughe do cheezein di hain
doosara dost
kaun si
aik to hafiza bahut acchha diya hai aue....
aur kya
yaar doosary yaad nahin.



Ansari shamim shamshudddin

ek budhi owrat ke daat me bhot taklif hoti he
to vo docter ke paas ilaj ke liye jaati he
owrat:docter sahab mere daat me bhot taklif he
docter:maji apna moo kholye
budhi owret mhoo kholti he
fir docter:maaji thoda or mhoo kholye
majii or thoda mhoo khoye he
fir docter:-maaji or thoda mhoo kholye
ye sun kar budhi owrat jorse kheti he ki
docter daat kya mhoo ke ander beth kar
nikaloge.

Sabaa surty

ek jagahe bhot bada mushayra hota he
waha ek shayar sahab hote he or ajeeb baat ye
hoti he ki shayer sahab ki daato ki baattisi
nakli hoti he or jab wo sher khena shuro karte
he abhi to vo itna hi khete he ki ek shair ka
sher he sunye janab bas itna bolte hi shayer
sahab ki nakli battisi mhoo se gir jat he
sayer sahab battisi ko utha kar fit karte he
or vapas shayer sahab shair khena shuru karte
or abhi bolte hi he ki vapas unki battisi gir
jaati he esa teen baar hota he ki ye dekh kar
vaha betha ek aadmi pareshan hojata he or
kheta he ki
shayer sahab kuch sunaoge bhi ki bas keset hi
badlakaroge:.......
shayar sahab khete he:ek shyer ka sher he
sunye janab.